Shit! What the Crap?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Hey, call me whatever you like for blogging about this topic.
But it's a fact, we all do it. Then why not blog about it?

Today, ladies and gents,....I'm blogging about...POOP!

XD Now,... I can't tell you how much I love the fact that I could absolutely imagine that expression on your face before I even mentioned one word! LoL...don't bother changing the expression my luv!

But hey...it IS a blog-worthy topic...
Take for instance the topic of pooping somewhere other than your house."

This is the thing,.... I know people who think it's quite normal to defecate wherever the urge manifests itself. They'd just do it ANYWHERE, as long as they can relief the war in their intestines. But on the other hand there are people who'd preferably only "cut a crap" in the comfort of their homes. So there, something to blog about...

What is it that contributes to such a difference in opinions while we're talking about something that everybody undoubtedly do?

To stool is a part of human nature. We all do it! No matter if you are the king and queen of Persia, an executive at a local bank, a cook or the person that sweeps the streets. C'mon it's one of our body's most important waste disposal methods... If that waste don't get disposed it becomes even dangerous for our health!
But regardless of the health risks it remains difficult for some people to get rid of it in public toilets, at work or anywhere else but home...

Maybe it's a matter of hygiene, privacy or maybe it's just....I don't really know.
I think thou that it has to do with people being self-conscious....or with the way we perceive things.
The human discharge has a naturally offensive smell and we usually react disgusted when someone else drops their stink-bombs in our vicinity....

Now,...take that reaction, and picture someone else reacting just the same to your foul scented aromatherapy. We wouldn't be too fancy of that, would we? XD
Well I think that's one of the prime reasons why some people won't excrete in public toilets. Embarrassed of the odor they'll produce because of knowing how they would react if they'd feel someone else's.

What I found interesting in my poop quest on the internet is the Bristol stool chart. A medical aid that classifies human feces in seven categories, from constipation to diarrhea.
And also the different methods of wiping ones bottom. (Depending on the upbringing, the place and the cultures). Hilarious, gross, fascinating and just overall good to know!

You should really look them up!!

Also, if you have ever used chinese medicine, you might like to know what's a "Radix grycyrrhizae Cum Excremento Hominis Praeparatum" xD

And be not ashamed of emerging yourself into a poop-related search on the net sometime. You'll find some quite amusing facts and info...
May I suggest printing them out and taking them to the toilet on your next voyage to take a dump?



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2 comments:

Daniel Says:
May 18, 2011 at 10:06 PM

This Blog just reminded me of a very interesting video i saw 2 years ago...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZ993_orc4

Enjoy... =P

Piso Says:
May 21, 2011 at 10:03 AM

gosh

hahahahahaha

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